Portal 2!

But the real mystery is, how did I stop playing it for long enough to get this done?

The last flight of the Orient Express

Possibly not an accurate representation of the real thing.

So you know back when I said I'd finally beaten the last of the Trainz to death with naught but my manly man-fists? Total lie. Trainz came back in a big way and took it's revenge with a week of my life.

That, now truly, is over, and with it my days as a tester. As of a couple of days ago I am now officially a game designer. What that means is anyones guess tho!

What comes next? similarly a mystery. Probably no more train drawings though.

Braaaaaaaaaaains Surgeon

This is not a game we're currently making- but it's one we should be.

Also I was going to colour this but now it's late and Trainz yet beckons... like some kind of steam-powered mistress.

An accurate portrayal of my last couple of weeks.

So once again, Trainz has been kicking my ass. The good news is that phase is over now. The bad news is that now begins a new phase of things kicking my ass.

Coincidentally, this is my favorite self portrait so far, mainly on account of my face not being visible. The advantage of this is that you can't see my brand new crunch-time goatee. It is never too late to disregard advice given in comments. 

Just kidding, it's never too late to not have a goatee.

Goatee science/rage combo.

I'm pretty sure it's no coincidence the two games I've played recently both feature goatee-d dudes, but what it means is still a mystery.

Oh.. so it turns out I'm a published artist (of sorts)...

So looks like I do (or at least should) have art credits on a released game. The 3D artist at work (The awesome Rob Shaw) snuck on my concept train art into My First Trainz Set on the back of a cereal box. Somehow, I hadn't noticed until now... And that is pretty awesome.

Previously on...

Could there be a more perfect buddy cop team than Putin and Obama?

One's a violent hard-ass who does whatever it takes to get the job done. The other's the hippest, street-wise cat this side of Harlem. Together, they put the boot into crime and take back the streets.

After botching a major drug bust, Police commissioner Kofi Annan assigns Detective Barack Obama his new partner, Detective Vladimir Putin, himself only recently returning to duty after a long probation for using excessive and unnecessary force. Can these two unlikely allies get past their differences and save the city from crime's evil grasp?

Starring Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy with Morgan Freeman.

But seriously , this stuff writes itself. Gaddafi is a gang leader in the middle of a mutinous gang war. Berlusconi is the city's biggest pimp.

Mad props to Drew. Co-writing credits are all yours.

Also, I could totally come up with a better name for this but it was laaaaaaaaaate and thats really all i had in me.

Update: You can't have Bruce Willis without the Bruce Willis tilt!