Impbot

Waiting all day for a new Game of Thrones episode, and then remembering the season finale was last Monday, is no way to start the week. However, a robot based loosely on Tyrion's battle armor is a good way to start the week.

Seriously though, in a story filled with people lying and backstabbing to get what they want, how great was the scene where he told Shea honestly why he didn't want to leave Kings Landing?

Nope.

Nope.

Doin' the Robot.

It's the only dance I know.

I got a virus.

I assume this is Steve Jobs' revenge from beyond the graves.

iDrew Vs. Matt Presbot: The Chickening.

The hardest part of this was trying to work out what Drew would look like. Obviously I had to make him like an Apple robot, but how? I couldn't think of what an Apple item with moving joints would look like for a start. Obviously sleek and white (RACIST) was a requirement, as was prominent logo placement. Hipster-ish glasses and scarf accessories add just enough personality while still letting other people see that yes, that is an Apple robot and yes, I have good taste. Then lastly, steal some elements from previous robots that kind of hit the mark and package them into one unit. Voila.

Further failed ideas:
- Multiple limbs aren't aesthetically pleasing, remove all of them and replace with one big limb in the middle of his chest (and a small limb on top for turning the robot on/off)
- Just like the Presbot, but with a prettier exterior and double the cost.
- Exactly like an iSketch, but four times the size.

I kid, I kid... If i was going to draw myself based on my computer I'd be covered in a gaudy combination of fans, neon backlights and LEDS.

Anyway... so... next?

Disasterchef

So... I think I might just be getting a little carried away here. Gotta post something so here's a wip screenshot. Place your bets on what Drew's going to look like.

TARGET ACQUIRED.

UNIDENTIFIED MUTANT DETECTED.

*Not pictured: Inevitable Wolverine cameo.