Monday, March 21, 2011

Previously on...

Could there be a more perfect buddy cop team than Putin and Obama?

One's a violent hard-ass who does whatever it takes to get the job done. The other's the hippest, street-wise cat this side of Harlem. Together, they put the boot into crime and take back the streets.

After botching a major drug bust, Police commissioner Kofi Annan assigns Detective Barack Obama his new partner, Detective Vladimir Putin, himself only recently returning to duty after a long probation for using excessive and unnecessary force. Can these two unlikely allies get past their differences and save the city from crime's evil grasp?

Starring Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy with Morgan Freeman.

But seriously , this stuff writes itself. Gaddafi is a gang leader in the middle of a mutinous gang war. Berlusconi is the city's biggest pimp.

Mad props to Drew. Co-writing credits are all yours.

Also, I could totally come up with a better name for this but it was laaaaaaaaaate and thats really all i had in me.

Update: You can't have Bruce Willis without the Bruce Willis tilt!

1 comment:

  1. If you don't set this up as a proper, regularly updated comic series, you are missing out!